Welcome to
That Kevin Smith CLUB
Exclusive home of the SModcast Audio Archives and That Kevin Smith-Stonian Screening Room!
“Give me a little money and I’ll give you hours of filthy oral!”
– Kevin Smith
Wanna listen to oodles of audio both old and new? Wanna watch cartoons, movies, and live shows, some of which have never been seen before? Here’s how to get...
THAT KEVIN SMITH CLUB Memberships
Have you ever wanted to be somebody in Kevin Smith’s View Askewniverse?
Well here’s your chance: be a Clerk, a Mallrat, a Funployee, a Yoga Hoser, a Ranger Danger, a Fashionable Male, and more!
$5
/per month
- 3 Weekly Ad-free Audio Podcasts featuring “filmmaker” and professional pop culture-junkie loudmouth Kevin Smith!
- Full Access to the SModcast Smarchive, filled with over a thousand hours of oral, dating back to 2007! SModcast! Jay & Silent Bob Get Old! Fat Man on Batman! Fat Man Beyond! Edumacation! Talk Salad! Plus One! And many more!
- That Kevin Smith Club Discord Community (aka: The New View Askew Message Board)! Join in daily chit-chat with other Club members or complain about Yoga Hosers to Kev himself! When you’re bored, visit The Board!
$10
/per month
- As a Mallrat, you get everything a Clerk gets plus...
- The Smith-stonian Screening Room! Watch “Wake & Bake with Silent Bob” weekday mornings, where a smokin’ Smitty will monologue about unimportant bullshit, bust out a script to read (or write), reminisce, or rave about the movies and TV shows he loves! Giggle at hours of SModCo cartoon compilations! See never-before-seen cinema and laugh at live shows both years old and brand new! If you’re a dirty cuck who likes to watch, be a Mallrat in That Kevin Smith Club!
$15
/per month
- As a Funployee, you get everything a Clerk and Mallrat get plus...
- This is where the relationship starts getting physical. As a Funployee, we’ll give you the shirts off our backs 4 times a year, each with a design not sold in any stores, exclusive to That Kevin Smith Club! Let the world know Kevin Smith took some of your money by sporting these members-only spiffy shirts! Shirts will be shipped each quarter.
$30
/per month
- As a Yoga Hoser, you get everything a Clerk, Mallrat, and Funployee gets, plus...
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The WAKE & BAKE COLLECTION! The centerpiece of That Kevin Smith Club is Kev’s morning show “Wake & Bake.” So in 2022, Yoga Hosers will receive 4 pieces of the TKSC EXLUSIVE Wake & Bake Collection! First up is a W&B grinder and tray! The second piece is a bowl, suitable for cereal or smoke! The third piece is a mug with my face on it! The fourth piece…is a secret! Every piece in the Wake & Bake Collection features brand new art by the great Nate Gonzales!
Ships quarterly.
$75
/per month
- New for 2022! Limited to 100 slots! As a Fashionable Male, you get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus...
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SCREEN-WORN WARDROBE from the Secret Stash Archives! Own a piece of clothing that was worn as a costume in one of Kev’s many movies! Dazzle your friends and delight your Instagram followers by showing off an actual piece of the movies that’s all YOURS! Wear it, frame it, or sell it to the highest bidder! Comes with signed Certificate of Authenticity.
Ships once annually.
$100
/per month
- New for 2022! Limited to 50 slots! As a Ranger Danger, you get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, Yoga Hoser, and Fashionable Male gets, plus…
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A SCREEN-USED PROP from the Secret Stash Archives! Baffle serious prop collectors everywhere by owning an actual piece of one of Kev’s many movies! Hold a one-of-a-kind something that some underpaid actor held on screen in a movie that only you care about! Frame your prop, build a shrine around your prop, or sell your prop to the highest bidder (like the fine folks at Leeloo Multiprops)! These singular totems will not be available anywhere else! Comes with signed Certificate of Authenticity.
Ships once annually.
$2000
/ per year
- New for 2022! Limited to 8 slots! As a Golden Calves, you get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, Yoga Hoser, Fashionable Male, and Ranger Danger gets, plus…
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You get invited to Kev’s house* in the Hollywood Hills for a podcast dinner party at which Kev is your cook! Enjoy a Kev-made meal at an intimate event that will be shot for "Wake & Bake" and recorded for an episode of SModcast! Happens once annually.
This membership level is exclusively for existing Club members for a limited time.
*Travel and accommodations are not provided.
THAT KEVIN SMITH CLUB perks
Let Kevin Smith offer oral pleasure to your eyeballs and earballs!
PODCASTS
Ad-Free Club Exclusive Podcasts:
Listen to Plus One with Kev and Jen Schwalbach every Monday! Hear exclusive live shows from SModcastle before anyone else! Catch up with Kev on Silent Bob Speaks!
Ad-Free Archive:
Hear the back catalogues of all your favorite Smodco shows going back to 2007, including SModcast, Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Fat Man Beyond, Edumacation, Talk Salad & Scrambled Eggs, Plus One, Highlands, SMovieMakers, SMinterview, and more!
VIDEOS
Cuck out and watch over a hundred hours of shit to see, including the TKSC exclusive weekday show, Wake & Bake, full feature films, reminiscent rarities, a lot of animation, laugh-filled live shows, behind-the-scenes stuff, home movies, media and more!
MERCH
Funployees , Yoga Hosers, Fashionable Males, and Ranger Dangers get club only merchandise not available anywhere else! Mallrat level members and above in That Kevin Smith Club get 15% off** all online and in-store purchases at Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, The World’s Most Famous Comic Book Store!
** Discount code provided after sign-up. Must have an account at jayandsilentbob.com and must use redemption code for discount.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL...
Score early tickets to exclusive events at SModcastle, the Scum & Villainy Cantina, or any of Kev’s live shows on the road! There will be Vegan Meet Ups, where you can eat out on Kev (his dime, not his dick) at a Vegan joint in *your* neck of the woods! Or win a chance to be a guest on Silent Bob Speaks, recorded right in Kev’s office!
EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO PODCASTS
A member only exclusive catalog of podcasts, past and future, all commercial free!
About
THAT KEVIN SMITH PODCASTER. WRITER. DIRECTOR. LOUDMOUTH.
Shooting silly cinematic shit for money since his first film CLERKS in 1994, Kevin Smith figured out early on that he loooooves the sound of his own voice. So in 2007, he recorded his first podcast, the award-winning SModcast (with friend and producer Scott Mosier). Smith has spent all his time since then capturing hours of aural with his funny friends, either at home or on stages around the world!
F.A.Q.
Yes. It’s easy to gift a subscription. Gift Membership Links:
Clerk | Mallrat | Funployee | Yoga Hoser
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Direct Download
- Go to the podcast episode page you wish to download.
- Click the 3 dots on the right part of the sound player.
- Choose Download
RSS Podcast Feed
- The PODCASTS page in your membership management area via THIS LINK provides an easy experience in allowing you to select the podcast(s) you want to subscribe to from a convenient drop down menu, as well as choose either automated or manual ways to subscribe.
- Each show page has a direct link to the same account area for PODCASTS.
Log in to your account and toggle auto-renew off from the Subscriptions tab, which is accessible via the Options icon in the upper right hand corner of the account window.
Email assistant@smodcast.com with your issue and we’ll assist you.
ANYTHING ELSE?
We’re launching That Kevin Smith Club with an eye toward making exclusive and original Club-only productions and events in the future (like new cartoons, the return of “Spoilers”, and a real life version of Chronic Con)! Your financial support rocks, but if you can’t afford to join the Club, don’t worry: flagship shows SModcast and Hollywood Babble-On will always be FREE!