Welcome to
That Kevin Smith Club!
Exclusive home of the SModcast Audio Archives and That Kevin Smith-Stonian Screening Room!
“Give me a little money and I’ll give you hours of filthy oral!”
– Kevin Smith
Wanna listen to oodles of audio both old and new? Wanna watch cartoons, movies, and live shows, some of which have never been seen before? Here’s how to get...
THAT KEVIN SMITH CLUB Memberships
Have you ever wanted to be somebody in Kevin Smith’s View Askewniverse?
Well here’s your chance: be a Clerk, a Mallrat, a Funployee, a Yoga Hoser, a Ranger Danger, a Fashionable Male, and more!
$5
/per month
- As a Clerk you get full access to the SModcast Smarchive, filled with over a thousand hours of oral, dating back to 2007! SModcast! Jay & Silent Bob Get Old! Fat Man on Batman! Fat Man Beyond! Edumacation! Talk Salad! Plus One! And many more, including the audio version of Kev's current morning show SMeditations!
- The Clerk level also gets you access to the That Kevin Smith Club Discord Community (aka: The New View Askew Message Board)! Join in daily chit-chat with other Club members or complain about Yoga Hosers to Kev himself! When you’re bored, visit The Board!
$10
/per month
- As a Mallrat, you get everything a Clerk gets plus...
- The Smith-stonian Screening Room! Watch “SMeditations”, where Kev will monologue about unimportant bullshit, bust out a script to read (or write), reminisce, or rave about the movies and TV shows he loves! Giggle at hours of SModCo cartoon compilations! View never-before-seen cinema and laugh at live shows both years old and brand new! If you’re a dirty cuck who likes to watch, be a Mallrat in That Kevin Smith Club!
$15
/per month
- As a Funployee, you get everything a Clerk and Mallrat get plus...
- The Challenge Coin Collection! Let the world know Kevin Smith took some of your money and replaced it with the fabulous fake currency of oversized collectible coins, exclusive to That Kevin Smith Club! An original Challenge Coin will be shipped each quarter!
$30
/per month
- As a Yoga Hoser, you get everything a Clerk, Mallrat, and Funployee gets, plus...
- The Kevin Smith Script Library! Yoga Hosers will receive bound scripts published with glossy covers that feature the poster artwork each film was theatrically released with, as well as new introductions written by Kev! Shipping quarterly, you’ll receive TKSC exclusive editions of DOGMA, JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE and JAY & SILENT BOB REBOOT! These literary treasures will look amazing on your bookshelf!
$50
/ per month
- New for 2023! Limited to 4 slots! Members of Comic Book Men (and Women) get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus…
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GET DRAWN INTO A SECRET STASH PRESS COMIC! See your likeness depicted in the pages of a funny book written by Kev! Show off to your four color fan-boy friends when your mug appears in the panels of an issue of QUICK STOPS or MASKERADE! You provide a picture, we’ll provide the likeness!
*12 payments must be paid in full prior to likeness depiction.
$85
/per month
- Limited to 50 slots! As a Fashionable Male, you get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus...
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SCREEN-WORN WARDROBE from the Secret Stash Archives! Own a piece of clothing that was worn as a costume in one of Kev’s many movies! Dazzle your friends and delight your Instagram followers by showing off an actual piece of the movies that’s all YOURS! Wear it, frame it, or sell it to the highest bidder!
Comes with signed Certificate of Authenticity.
Ships once annually.
$85
/per month
- Limited to 50 slots! As a Ranger Danger, you get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus…
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A SCREEN-USED PROP from the Secret Stash Archives! Baffle serious prop collectors everywhere by owning an actual piece of one of Kev’s many movies! Hold a one-of-a-kind something that some underpaid actor held on screen in a movie that only you care about! Frame your prop, build a shrine around your prop, or sell your prop to the highest bidder! These singular totems will not be available anywhere else!
Comes with signed Certificate of Authenticity.
Ships once annually.
$125
/ per month
- Limited to 24 slots! As a Golden Calves, you get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus…
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You’re invited to a super-exclusive dinner and a movie date at Smodcastle Cinemas in Atlantic Highlands, NJ! Hang out in Kev’s apartment upstairs before you chow down on a Kev-made meal you’ll enjoy while watching a private screening in Theater 1! Includes a one-on-one interview with your host that’s filmed for an episode of “SMeditations”!
Happens three times annually.
*Travel and accomodations are not provided.
**Year must be paid in full by night of dinner.
$200
/ per month
- New for 2023! Limited to 15 slots! Members of the Jersey Girl, level get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus…
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A CLASSIC KEV-WORN JERSEY!
You’ll get one of the Edmonton Oilers-colored hockey sweaters Kev used to live in from his just-Jerseys era! Each one-of-a-kind pullover is a relic of a bygone era and no two “game-worn" jerseys are alike! Own the shirts seen on the first five seasons of Comic Book Men and in almost every photo of Kev from 2010 to 2016!Ships once annually.
$250
/ per month
- New for 2023! Limited to 5 slots! Members of the Crimson Crypto Club get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus…
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A WALK-ON ROLE IN KEV’S NEXT FILM!
Have you always wanted to be in a movie - even if it’s just a Kevin Smith flick? Well get ready for your closeup THIS SUMMER when it’s lights, camera, action on THE 4:30 MOVIE, directed by Kevin Smith! You will be featured in an uncuttable cameo appearance right beside one of the stars and told what to do by the guy who directed Jersey Girl!*Travel and accomodations are not provided.
**Year must be paid in full by first day of filming.
THAT KEVIN SMITH CLUB perks
Let Kevin Smith offer oral pleasure to your eyeballs and earballs!
PODCASTS
Ad-Free Club Exclusive Podcasts:
Every week, listen to the new shows SMeditations and Cumming Soon: Smovies at Smodcastle! Hear exclusive live shows and Q&A’s from Smodcastle Cinemas before anyone else!
Ad-Free Archive:
Hear the back catalogues of all your favorite Smodco shows going back to 2007, including SModcast, Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Fat Man Beyond, Edumacation, Talk Salad & Scrambled Eggs, Plus One, Highlands, SMovieMakers, SMinterview, and more!
VIDEOS
Cuck out and watch over a hundred hours of shit to see, including the TKSC exclusive show SMeditations, full feature films, reminiscent rarities, a lot of animation, laugh-filled live shows, behind-the-scenes stuff, home movies, media and more!
MERCH
Funployees , Yoga Hosers, Fashionable Males, and Ranger Dangers get club only merchandise not available anywhere else! Mallrat level members and above in That Kevin Smith Club get 15% off** all online and in-store purchases at Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, The World’s Most Famous Comic Book Store!
** Discount code provided after sign-up. Must have an account at jayandsilentbob.com and must use redemption code for discount. Not eligible for purchase on select and special promotional items or packages.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL...
Score early tickets to exclusive events at SModcastle Cinemas, the Scum & Villainy Cantina, or any of Kev’s live shows on the road!
EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO PODCASTS
A member only exclusive catalog of podcasts, past and future, all commercial free!
About
THAT KEVIN SMITH PODCASTER. WRITER. DIRECTOR. LOUDMOUTH.
Shooting silly cinematic shit for money since his first film CLERKS in 1994, Kevin Smith figured out early on that he loooooves the sound of his own voice. So in 2007, he recorded his first podcast, the award-winning SModcast (with friend and producer Scott Mosier). Smith has spent all his time since then capturing hours of aural with his funny friends, either at home or on stages around the world!
F.A.Q.
Yes. It’s easy to gift a subscription. Gift Membership Links:
Clerk | Mallrat | Funployee | Yoga Hoser
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Direct Download
- Go to the podcast episode page you wish to download.
- Click the 3 dots on the right part of the sound player.
- Choose Download
RSS Podcast Feed
- The PODCASTS page in your membership management area via THIS LINK provides an easy experience in allowing you to select the podcast(s) you want to subscribe to from a convenient drop down menu, as well as choose either automated or manual ways to subscribe.
- Each show page has a direct link to the same account area for PODCASTS.
Log in to your account and toggle auto-renew off from the Subscriptions tab, which is accessible via the Options icon in the upper right hand corner of the account window.
Email assistant@smodcast.com with your issue and we’ll assist you.
ANYTHING ELSE?
This year, That Kevin Smith Club will be offering monthly screenings and meet-ups at Smodcastle Cinemas and shooting exclusive and original Club-only productions about the making of THE 4:30 MOVIE, as well as a behind-the-scenes look at a new fan-favorite flick that’s yet to be announced!