Welcome to
That Kevin Smith Club!
Exclusive home of the SModcast Audio Archives and That Kevin Smith-Stonian Screening Room!
“Give me a little money and I’ll give you hours of filthy oral!”
– Kevin Smith
Wanna listen to oodles of audio both old and new? Wanna watch cartoons, movies, and live shows, some of which have never been seen before? Here’s how to get...
THAT KEVIN SMITH CLUB Memberships
Have you ever wanted to be somebody in Kevin Smith’s View Askewniverse?
Well here’s your chance: be a Clerk, a Mallrat, a Funployee, a Yoga Hoser, a Ranger Danger, a Fashionable Male, and more!
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- As a Clerk you get full access to the SModcast Smarchive, filled with over a thousand hours of oral, dating back to 2007! SModcast! Jay & Silent Bob Get Old! Fat Man on Batman! Fat Man Beyond! Edumacation! Talk Salad! Plus One! And many more, including the audio version of Kev's current morning show Silent Bob's Breakdown and the commercial free version of his podcast with his daugther Harley Quinn Smith - Beardless, Dickless Me!
- The Clerk level also gets you access to the That Kevin Smith Club Discord Community (aka: The New View Askew Message Board)! Join in daily chit-chat with other Club members or complain about Yoga Hosers to Kev himself! When you’re bored, visit The Discord!
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- As a Mallrat, you get everything a Clerk gets plus...
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The Smith-stonian Screening Room! Watch Silent Bob's Breadown, where Kev will monologue about unimportant bullshit, bust out a script to read (or write), reminisce, or rave about his latest addition to his Bullwinkle collection! The Screening Room is also the exclusive home to the video version of Beardless, Dickless Me and the CLUB EXCLUSIVE companion show Beardless, Dickless Plus! where Kevin and Harley continue the conversation from Beardless, Dickless Me.
- Giggle at hours of SModCo cartoon compilations! View never-before-seen cinema and laugh at live shows both years old and brand new! If you’re a dirty cuck who likes to watch, be a Mallrat in That Kevin Smith Club!
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- As a Funployee, you get everything a Clerk and Mallrat get plus...
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Funployee gets Autographed Art! Get four pieces of original artwork custom-made for and available exclusively at TKSC! You’ll receive four different never-before-seen Kev-centric mini-posters signed by Kev himself, suitable for framing or eBaying!
*Rewards sent quarterly based on subscription start date.
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- As a Yoga Hoser, you get everything a Clerk, Mallrat, and Funployee gets, plus...
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That Kevin Smith Club t-shirts are back! Let the world know Kevin Smith took some of your money as you proudly wear exclusive t-shirt designs to That Kevin Smith Club that are inspired by the works of Kevin Smith. We can't give you the shirts off our backs, but we'll send you new ones to put on yours.
*An original t-shirt design will be shipped each quarter.
**Rewards sent quarterly based on subscription start date.
***T-shirt size must be provided at sign-up/in account profile.
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- Limited to 30 slots! Members of The 4:30 Movie, level get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus…
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Lights! Camera! Action! Go on a movie date with Kevin Smith to see his most autobiographical flick yet at his very own movie theater, Smodcastle Cinemas! Watch 4:30 where we made it and meet the real people behind the fictional characters - all while gorging on free classic concessions! Then get ready for your closeup, when Kev interviews you afterwards for an episode of Silent Bob Speaks!
* Happens three times annually in Atlantic Highlands
**Travel and accommodations are not provided.
***Year must be paid in full by night of dinner.
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- Limited to 25 slots! As a Golden Calves, you get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus…
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It’s like TKSC’s version of Cameo! Get quarterly personalized minute-long video messages from Kevin to you or someone you choose! Got a birthday or anniversary gift you wanna cover? Let Kev do your talking for you! Need a pep talk to play repeatedly? Kev will use his mouth all over you!
*Videos sent quarterly based on subscription start date.
$250
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- Limited to 8 slots! As a Golden Calves, you get everything the Clerk, Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser gets, plus…
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You’re invited to a super exclusive dinner date with Kev at his house in the Hollywood Hills! Enjoy a Kev-provided meal and either watch whatever Kev’s currently working on or record a one-on-one interview with the Captain of the Club for an episode of Silent Bob’s Breakdown!
*Travel and accommodations are not provided.
**Year must be paid in full by night of dinner.
THAT KEVIN SMITH CLUB perks
Let Kevin Smith offer oral pleasure to your eyeballs and earballs!
PODCASTS
Ad-Free Club Exclusive Podcasts:
Every week, listen to the new shows like Silent Bob’s Breakdown and Beardless, Dickless Plus!
Ad-Free Archive:
Hear the back catalogues of all your favorite Smodco shows going back to 2007, including SModcast, Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Fat Man Beyond, Edumacation, Talk Salad & Scrambled Eggs, Plus One, Highlands, SMovieMakers, SMinterview, and more!
VIDEOS
Cuck out and watch over a hundred hours of shit to see, including the TKSC exclusive show Silent Bob's Breakdown, Beardless, Dickless Plus! and the only place on the web you'll find the full video version of Beardless, Dickless Me. There's also full feature films, reminiscent rarities, a lot of animation, laugh-filled live shows, behind-the-scenes stuff, home movies, media and more!
MERCH
Funployees , Yoga Hosers, Jersey Girls, and Golden Calves get club only merchandise not available anywhere else! Mallrat level members and above in That Kevin Smith Club get 15% off** all online and in-store purchases at Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, The World’s Most Famous Comic Book Store!
** Discount code provided after sign-up. Must have an account at jayandsilentbob.com and must use redemption code for discount. Not eligible for purchase on select and special promotional items or packages.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL...
Score early tickets to exclusive events at SModcastle Cinemas, the Scum & Villainy Cantina, or many of Kev’s live shows on the road!
EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO PODCASTS
A member only exclusive catalog of podcasts, past and future, all commercial free!
About
THAT KEVIN SMITH PODCASTER. WRITER. DIRECTOR. LOUDMOUTH.
Shooting silly cinematic shit for money since his first film CLERKS in 1994, Kevin Smith figured out early on that he loooooves the sound of his own voice. So in 2007, he recorded his first podcast, the award-winning SModcast (with friend and producer Scott Mosier). Smith has spent all his time since then capturing hours of aural with his funny friends, either at home or on stages around the world!
F.A.Q.
Yes. It’s easy to gift a subscription. Gift Membership Links:
Clerk | Mallrat | Funployee | Yoga Hoser
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Direct Download
- Go to the podcast episode page you wish to download.
- Click the 3 dots on the right part of the sound player.
- Choose Download
RSS Podcast Feed
- The PODCASTS page in your membership management area via THIS LINK provides an easy experience in allowing you to select the podcast(s) you want to subscribe to from a convenient drop down menu, as well as choose either automated or manual ways to subscribe.
- Each show page has a direct link to the same account area for PODCASTS.
Log in to your account and toggle auto-renew off from the Subscriptions tab, which is accessible via the Options icon in the upper right hand corner of the account window.
Email assistant@smodcast.com with your issue and we’ll assist you.
ANYTHING ELSE?
Certainly! If time permits we’ll have That Kevin Smith Club exclusive meet-ups or potential merch perks at select live events throughout the year.