Welcome to
That Kevin Smith CLUB
Exclusive home of the SModcast Audio Archives and That Kevin Smith-Stonian Screening Room!
“Give me a little money and I’ll give you hours of filthy oral!”
– Kevin Smith
Wanna listen to oodles of audio both old and new? Wanna watch cartoons, movies, and live shows, some of which have never been seen before? Here’s how to get...
THAT KEVIN SMITH CLUB Memberships
Well here’s your chance: be a Clerk, a Mallrat, a Funployee, or a Yoga Hoser!
$5
/per month
- 3 Weekly Ad-free Audio Podcasts featuring “filmmaker” and professional pop culture-junkie loudmouth Kevin Smith!
- Full Access to the SModcast Smarchive, filled with over a thousand hours of oral, dating back to 2007! SModcast! Jay & Silent Bob Get Old! Fat Man on Batman! Fat Man Beyond! Edumacation! Talk Salad! Plus One! And many more!
- That Kevin Smith Club Discord Community (aka: The New View Askew Message Board)! Join in daily chit-chat with other Club members or complain about Yoga Hosers to Kev himself! When you’re bored, visit The Board!
$10
/per month
- As a Mallrat, you get everything a Clerk gets plus...
- The Smith-stonian Screening Room! Watch “Wake & Bake with Silent Bob” weekday mornings, where a smokin’ Smitty will monologue about unimportant bullshit, bust out a script to read (or write), reminisce, or rave about the movies and TV shows he loves! Giggle at hours of SModCo cartoon compilations! See never-before-seen cinema and laugh at live shows both years old and brand new! If you’re a dirty cuck who likes to watch, be a Mallrat in That Kevin Smith Club!
$15
/per month
- As a Funployee, you get everything a Clerk and Mallrat get plus...
- 4 Different Exclusive Pins! This is where the relationship starts getting physical. As a Funployee, you’ll also receive four different exclusive pins! Let the world know Kevin Smith took some of *your* money by sporting these Club-only badges on your purple jacket or hockey jersey! New pins will be shipped to you each quarter!
$30
/per month
- As a Yoga Hoser, you get everything a Clerk, Mallrat, and Funployee get plus...
- 4 Exclusive Kevin Smith Mini-Scripts! Taken straight from Kev’s shelves, we’re printing physical copies of the actual scripts used to make Kev’s classic flicks! The first script released will be the second draft of CLERKS, dated 1993! This never-before-seen version of the script features scenes that weren’t even shot, as well as scribbled notes by a young Kev and Scott Mosier! Get a different script every 3 months!
THAT KEVIN SMITH CLUB perks
Let Kevin Smith offer oral pleasure to your eyeballs and earballs!
PODCASTS
Ad-Free Archive:
SModcast, Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Fat Man Beyond, Edumacation, Talk Salad & Scrambled Eggs, Plus One, Highlands, SMovieMakers, SMinterview, and more!
Ad-Free Club Exclusive Podcasts:
Silent Bob Speaks, Plus One 2020 (with Jen Schwalbach!)
VIDEOS
Cuck out and watch over a hundred hours of shit to see, including full feature films, reminiscent rarities, a lot of animation, laugh-filled live shows, behind-the-scenes stuff, home movies, media and more!
MERCH
Funployees and Yoga Hosers may get pins or scripts (or both) and Mallrat, Funployee, and Yoga Hoser members of That Kevin Smith Club get 15% off** all online and in-store purchases at Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, The World’s Most Famous Comic Book Store!
** Discount code provided after sign-up. Must have an account at jayandsilentbob.com and must use redemption code for discount.
AND IN THE FUTURE...
When the pandemic passes, score early tickets to exclusive events at SModcastle, the Scum & Villainy Cantina, or any of Kev’s live shows on the road! There will be Vegan Meet Ups, where you can eat out on Kev (his dime, not his dick) at a Vegan joint in *your* neck of the woods! Or win a chance to be a guest on Silent Bob Speaks, recorded right in Kev’s office!
EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO PODCASTS
A member only exclusive catalog of podcasts, past and future, all commercial free!
About
THAT KEVIN SMITH PODCASTER. WRITER. DIRECTOR. LOUDMOUTH.
Shooting silly cinematic shit for money since his first film CLERKS in 1994, Kevin Smith figured out early on that he loooooves the sound of his own voice. So in 2007, he recorded his first podcast, the award-winning SModcast (with friend and producer Scott Mosier). Smith has spent all his time since then capturing hours of aural with his funny friends, either at home or on stages around the world!
F.A.Q.
Yes. It’s easy to gift a subscription. Gift Membership Links:
Clerk | Mallrat | Funployee | Yoga Hoser
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Direct Download
- Go to the podcast episode page you wish to download.
- Click the 3 dots on the right part of the sound player.
- Choose Download
RSS Podcast Feed
- The PODCASTS page in your membership management area via THIS LINK provides an easy experience in allowing you to select the podcast(s) you want to subscribe to from a convenient drop down menu, as well as choose either automated or manual ways to subscribe.
- Each show page has a direct link to the same account area for PODCASTS.
Log in to your account and toggle auto-renew off from the Subscriptions tab, which is accessible via the Options icon in the upper right hand corner of the account window.
Email assistant@smodcast.com with your issue and we’ll assist you.
ANYTHING ELSE?
We’re launching That Kevin Smith Club with an eye toward making exclusive and original Club-only productions and events in the future (like new cartoons, the return of “Spoilers”, and a real life version of Chronic Con)! Your financial support rocks, but if you can’t afford to join the Club, don’t worry: flagship shows SModcast and Hollywood Babble-On will always be FREE!