24 : Never Gonna Give Mewes Up
Never gonna let Mewes down. Never gonna run around and desert Mewes.
24 : Never Gonna Give Mewes Up Read More »
Never gonna let Mewes down. Never gonna run around and desert Mewes.
24 : Never Gonna Give Mewes Up Read More »
Thank Mewes for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet.
23 : Mewes Can’t Touch This Read More »
Jen & Kev rock the red carpet on Oscar night. From their house.
13 : PLOscar Gold! Read More »
In which a podcast becomes a radio station.
158 : S.I.R.? Yes, S.I.R! Read More »
It’s not the way Mewes smiles that touched my heart. It’s not the way Mewes kissed that tears me apart.
21 : Baby, It’s Mewes Read More »
Jennifer reveals how difficult it is to pork a fat man.
11 : The King Of All SMedia Read More »
In which our heroes go native.
156 : The Lost Tribe Of The Caine-inites Read More »
Shot through the heart – and you’re to blame! Mewes gives love a bad name!
20 : Mewes Gives Love A Bad Name Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Granada Theater, Dallas, Texas. July 28, 2010.
155 : Live Nude Dallas Read More »
Mitch Albom talks about the comics he drew as a kid, the Greek taverns in which he played Elvis, Tuesdays with true wisdom, and his charity, Have Faith Haiti.
1 : Sing Along with Mitch Read More »
Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold, and the fishies have no eyes.
9 : Bitch Fatshitty & The Sundance Skid Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Allen Cineport 10, Las Cruces, NM. July 27, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan’s diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
153 : Live Nude Las Cruces Read More »
I can call Mewes “Betty”, and Betty when Mewes calls me, Mewes can call me Al.
18 : Mewes Can Call Me Al Read More »
Mewes give me hope to carry on. Mewes light up my days, and fill my nights with song.
19 : Mewes Light Up My Life Read More »
Jen answers YOUR questions!
8 : Mutually Assured Self-Destruction Read More »
In which our heroes get gagged with spoons.
152 : That Chick Julie, She’s Truly Dazzling Read More »
You know there’s something about Mewes, baby. So right. I wouldn’t be without Mewes, baby. Tonight.
17 : Something About Mewes Read More »
Jen gets scared by a documentary.
7 : No One Lies on the Internet Read More »
Deep in the SModcast Network wood, where Kev & Scott Mosier play, You’ll find the enchanted neighborhood, of Kevin Smith’s childhood days.
151 : When We Were Very Young Read More »
Come inside. Take off your coat. I’ll make Mewes feel at home. (Enhanced with video!)
16 : I Wanna Sex Mewes Up Read More »
Jen and Kev end the year with a month-by-month analysis of 2010.
5 : Staycation Listmakin’ Read More »
Kev’s Mom Grace provides further proof that not all of your Mother’s advice should be taken.
12 : The Tooth Fairy Read More »
In which our heroes meet Melf (aka Sugartits, the antisemitic house elf).
150 : Harry Scotter & The Hefty Swallow, Part 2 Read More »
Merry Mewesmas (or Christmewes)!
15 : I’ll Have A Blue Christmas Without Mewes Read More »
The pre-Christmas construction of the annual Family Album sparks a SMecret Origin episode.
4 : Scoop Schwalbach Chases Chubbies Read More »
In which our heroes catch the last train to Hogwarts.
149 : Harry Scotter & The Hefty Swallow, Part 1 Read More »
Love is never having to jam a rubber tube up your rectum. Also: The Lord smites the House of Dogma.
Maybe baby’s found somebody new? Or is my baby still my baby Mewes?
14 : Is Mewes Is Or Is Mewes Ain’t My Baby Read More »
Kevin bullshits with SHAUN OF THE DEAD filmmaker Edgar Wright. Recorded live at SModcastle, 12/8/2010.
2 : Edgar Wright: Pilgrim’s Pride Read More »
Listen as the over-privileged whine about air travel and face their own mortality.
2 : Fatty McNoFly Goes Terminal At The Airport Again! Read More »
Knowing me, knowing Mewes, it’s the best I can do.
13 : Knowing Me, Knowing Mewes Read More »
In which our heroes find a Wife and lose a Father.
148 : Live Nude Philly Read More »
Meet Jennifer Schwalbach. 12 years ago, Kevin Smith Jedi-Mind-Tricked her into giving up an awesome life for marriage. Now, there is no escape.
1 : Pre-Nups Are For Pussies Read More »
In which our heroes practice Present Bias while slinging SMoffee.
147 : A Belly Full of Spells Read More »
Loving Mewes is more then just a dream come true. And everything that I do, is out of loving Mewes.
In which our heroes come to terms with extraterrestrial Connecticut squatters.
146 : Take America Across Your Chest Read More »
It’s been seven hours and fifteen days since Mewes took his love away.
11 : Nothing Compares To Mewes Read More »
In which our heroes go on a pseudo-sexual adventure through medieval barbarian boobs.
144 : Dance 10, Looks 3 Read More »
In which our heroes go back to the future.
145 : Twin Pines Mallrats Read More »
A Long-Ass Chat with Richard Kelly. Recorded live at SModcastle, 11/22/10.
1 : Richard Kelly: Daddy Darko Read More »
To celebrate Halloween, the boys dress up. HEAR Jay and Silent Bob in the costumes that made ’em famous.
10 : Mewes Shook Me All Night Long Read More »
This October, 2010 press scrum for the Epix special KEVIN SMITH: TOO FAT FOR 40 was the model for the RED STATE OF THE UNION Q&A series. The story of the STATE starts here.
0: Secret Origins – Red State Of The Union Q&A Read More »
In which our heroes forget the live audience aspect for a 20 minute stretch.
143 : Morrow’s Sorrow Read More »
I told Mewes twice, I was only trying to be nice, only trying to be nice.
9 : I Didn’t Mean To Turn Mewes On Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Vogue Theater, San Francisco, CA. May 2, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan’s diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
140 : Live Nude San Francisco II Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Fargo-Moorhead Community Theatre, Fargo, ND. April 29, 2010. Available exclusively (for 1 year) only at XM 202, Sirius 197.
142 : Live Nude Fargo 2 Read More »
SIDE ONE: SMothered. An episode of SModcast 3D, recorded live, in front of people, at SModcastle – Hollywood, CA. 10/9/10. SIDE TWO: Snow Day. Another episode of SModcast 3D, recorded live, in front of people, at SModcastle – Hollywood, CA. 9/19/10.
139 : SMod 3D Double Platinum Read More »
I never needed love, like I need Mewes. And I never lived for nobody, but I live for Mewes.
8 : When I’m With Mewes Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Babcock Theater, Billings, MT. April 30, 2010.
138 : Live Nude Billings Read More »
Mewes, never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
7 : Mewes Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’ Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Vogue Theater, San Francisco, CA May 2, 2010. (NOTE: This recording was saved by Declan Quinn. The original sound file was severely corrupted; Declan’s diligence did a Lazarus on it.)
137 : Live Nude San Francisco Read More »
Kevin’s brother Don displays almost unflinching gayness by not sleeping with the hottest girl in Henry Hudson Regional.
I’ll tell Mewes why. But Mewes wouldn’t believe me.
6 : Mewes Just Haven’t Earned It Yet, Baby Read More »
In which our heroes experiment with the sweet science. SModcast 3D recorded live, in front of people, at SModcastle, Hollywood, California.
Kevin and guest sibling Don recall the march of the parochial penguins.
10 : Grade E, But Edible Read More »
The other day around the way I seen Mewes illin’ at a party. Drunk as skunk that illin’ punk and in his left hand was Bacardi.
5 : Mewes Be Illin’ Read More »
Mewes acts a baby, Mewes tries to score, Mewes runs from guns for you, and so much more…
4 : I’ll Tumble 4 Mewes Read More »
Slight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails he makes me wait…
3 : With or Without Mewes Read More »
Hear harrowing tales of sex, drugs, and snoogans from the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Indie Film.
1 : Behind the Mewesic Read More »
Jay reveals his balls, as well as other truths. Recorded at SModcastle, 8/15/2010.
8 : Highlands 3D 2 Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at Peabody’s in Cleveland, April 27, 2010, 9pm.
129 : Live Nude Cleveland 2 Read More »
From the bowels of the Sydney Opera House, Kevin’s sister Virginia provides a flat-chested-girl’s perspective of the Borough by the Bay.
Recorded live, in front of people, at Studio 35, Columbus, OH. July 31, 2010.
128 : SMod ’em, Steve-Dave! 2 Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Sanderson Centre for the Performing Arts, Brantford, Ontario, Canada. June 5, 2010.
127 : Live Nude Brantford Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Improv, Los Angeles, CA. July 21, 2010.
126 : SMod ’em, Steve-Dave!SMod ’em, Steve-Dave!SMod ’em, Steve-Dave! Read More »
My Guy Bry, Yngwe Malsteen-Dave, 5-on-a-Towel, Kev the Spitter, and Spite Court.
4 : Grace In The Place Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at Studio 35, Columbus, OH. June 22, 2010.
125 : Live Nude Columbus II Read More »
A mighty Harts, bridge over the river ka’runch, Walt the Maker, and a rag-tag league.
3 : Flanagan Again And Again Read More »
In which our heroes catch a Buzz and get a Woody.
124 : Schindler’s Toybox Read More »
Secret origins of the Secret Stash, Life’s a Rec, and Driving Miss Flanagan.
2 : Good Walt Hunting Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Majestic Theatre, Madison, WI. June 23, 2010.
123 : Live Nude Madison Read More »
Kev, Bry and Walt take you back to the nexus of the universe. (Originally Aired as SModcast #114)
1 : The Journey Of A Million Miles Begins With A Single Ep Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at Studio 35, Columbus, OH. June 22, 2010.
122 : Live Nude Columbus Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at the Sacred Heart Music Center, Duluth, MN. April 28, 2010.
121 : Live Nude Duluth Read More »
In which our heroes talk trucksteraunts. Also included: Bonus “Gordo”, from Live Nude Fargo.
119 : Convoy Con Carne Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Fargo-Moorhead Community Theatre, Fargo, ND. April 28, 2010.
117 : Live Nude Fargo Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at The Pullo Center, Penn State, York, PA. April 26, 2010.
116 : Live Nude York Read More »
Recorded live, in front of people, at Peabody’s in Cleveland, April 27, 2010.
115 : Live Nude Cleveland Read More »
First chapter in a sporadic, ongoing SMod sub-series about the fabled New Jersey beach borough, told by her peoples & peepholes.
114 : Highlands – A Peephole History, Part 1 Read More »
In which we study the long-term effects of Lady Posters.
113 : Undies Siege Read More »
In which our heroes ooo-eee, ooo-ah-ah, but still refuse to walla-walla, bing-bang.
111 : All Of Them Witches Read More »
In which our heroes secure both a sponsor AND a lover.
110 : Pink Limp Moan Read More »
In which our heroes tell ’em, Steve-Dave.
109 : The Six Million Dollar Man Meets The Bionic Woman Read More »
In which our heroes are just waiting on a friend. Live from International Bear Rendezvous 2010.
In which, surely, our hero is Too Fat To Fly. And don’t call me Shirley.
106 : Go Fuck Yourself, Southwest Airlines Read More »
n which our heroes discover a world so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty.
In which our heroes paint the fence and sand the floor.
104 : Alpha Male & Beta Boy Read More »
In which a Mother learns the benefits of going green.
103 : Amazing Grace Read More »
In which the fabric of time is torn apart by the sexually insatiable.
101 : Hot for Scott the Sex Astronaut Read More »
In which our heroes fondly recall that last, good time. SModcast #97 is on the ‘Chasing Amy’ Blu-Ray DVD
In which our heroes turn to the audience for guidance.
96 : Take Off That Little Hat and Be Killed! Read More »
In which our heroes spend much of the time doing bad character voices and accents.
93 : Alive with Pleasure Read More »
In which our heroes’ adventure is shrouded in mystery.
In which a hero falls to a bug and another hero falls off a moral and societally normal cliff.
In which our heroes profile a Legendary Puss-Hole.
83 : Aquatic Justice Read More »
In which our heroes go back in time to fight McCarthyism.
82 : Sacrilicious! Read More »
In which our heroes throw their support behind the controversial PreCrime Bureau.
81 : Satan’s Dookie Read More »
In which our heroes shine a light on the past, the future, and the parking lot of a Canadian strip mall.
79 : Paging Doctor Bejerot Read More »
In which our heroes bed down with cougars, face that yellow bastard, and conjure a cuckold.
78 : For Today’s Elegant Man Read More »
In which our heroes trudge through the DMZ, examine various creams and elixirs, and rocket into the future.
In which a hero returns from the wild, another hero is discovered, and yet another hero can’t stop bawling.
76 : The Great One Read More »
In which our heroes bicker like an old married couple and speculate about Oscar gold.
75 : Seeing Stars with Malcolm Ingram Read More »
In which Buddy has a bad day and our heroes are beside themselves at the news… until the Quickening kicks in.
In which our heroes take it easy and forget to be funny.
71 : Way of the Master Read More »
In which our heroes try to keep it about the holiday, and fail miserably.
70 : SMod Bless Us, Everyone! Read More »
In which our heroes decide to let it ride.
69 : The Talking Cure, Pt. 2 Read More »
In which our heroes ramble about what went wrong.
68 : The Talking Cure, Pt. 1 Read More »
In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy’s vestigal gills.
67 : The New Centurions Read More »
In which our heroes get political, war the world, and await the annual arrival of Odin.
66 : Sleipner the Conquerer Read More »
In which our heroes race with the devil, question a non-singing moon-walker, and make contact with the most aloof alien in the galaxy.
65 : Captain Kev and Mister Scott Read More »
In which one of our heroes cheats certain death, and the other one is Kevin.
64 : Farewell and Adieu Read More »
In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies.
62 : The Human Quilt Read More »
In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros’t love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.
61 : “Bridge Beach!” Read More »
In which our heroes marvel over Pillow Babies, thwart an attack by Stalin’s man-apes, and face off over the love of a human Xerox.
60 : The Clone War Read More »
In which our heroes battle bargain-hunters, jealous lovers, the danger of dills, and misty, water-colored memories of the way they were.
In which our heroes talk a little shop, muse over collegiate nudes, wax Parisian, and seek salvation in Shrewsbury.
In which our heroes wake and bake, party hardly, and face off against a righteously indignant Canadian.
57 : Terrorist Pizza Read More »
In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotitations, draw the line at what they’d do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy.
56 : And Now a Word from Our Sponsor Read More »
In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity.
In which, fittingly, our heroes talk about childish things.
54 : SModder’s Day Read More »
In which our heroes celebrate a milestone, lament the loss of the ultimate weapon, pit the Christ against the AntiChrist, and plot the most amazing movie ever made.
52 : The (c)Rapture Read More »
In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros’t love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.
51 : Sphincter Fresh Read More »
In which our heroes relate ribald tales of corporate piracy, draw upon the scat games of the short and fantastical, discuss the first generation of hand-held games, and reminisce about the imaginary lengths a boy will go to in an effort to secure some fre
In which our heroes cock an eye at a prairie legend, fret over eight legged stalkers, fear a Swedish Holocaust, and take issue with the plausibility of singing underwater.
49 : Attack of the Banantulas Read More »
In which our heroes talk about that old time religion, ruminate on the clerical touch, and try to discern the role of the hot tub in Holy Mother Church.
In which our heroes are visited by a special guest, discuss disturbing defecation, inadvertently brag about the size of a shower, puzzle over plumbing, and muse (or Mewes) about a movie that might’ve been.
47 : Destroy All Monsters Read More »
In which our heroes struggle to get the show started, vicariously cruise a gay website, and puzzle over the current state of father/daughter relationships.
46 : Mr. Deaves Goes to Town Read More »
In which our heroes finally appease the hunger with chatter about where they’ve been, what they’d do if they were “Lost”, and how they ride their mellow.
45 : The End of the SMod-fast Read More »
In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!
44 : Thuffering Thucotash Read More »
In which our heroes discuss SMod after death, and then descend into the Matrix to determine the reality of PodBabies, post-pod love, virtual weight loss, the power of a crappy life, and whether the virtual world makes a man happier.
In which our heroes ring those silver bells in celebration of the holidays, chatting up all things related to the season, from the little baby Jesus to Conan the Barbarian.
42 : SMerry Christmas Read More »
In which our heroes get into a discussion of the white man’s lack of reclaimed cultural terms of endearment before launching into an even more in-depth exploration of cultural terminology, try to come up with words to hurt each other, turn their sights on
In which our heroes return in a role-playing adventure through porn by casting a late 80’s convenience store clerk named Kevin in an unlikely role of a lifetime, chat about the aging effects of time on late 80’s cinema goddesses, and debate the merits of
In which our heroes engage in a frank discussion of inebriation, find out what happens when the Italian Harold decides Maude is a bit too old, and touch on the horrors of Alzheimer’s, how to spend your last 48 hours, the passing of Evel, the vindictivenes
39 : Of Berries And Twigs Read More »
In which our heroes embark on not only the happiest, but apparently also the heaviest cruise that ever sailed, flirt with bi-curiosity via RedTube.com, and get high huffing butt-hash.
38 : Leeroy Jenkem! Read More »
Our heroes go jumbo-length in celebration of an anniversary, using the time to explore a body-snatching scenario and the decision to pod or die, learn the boundaries of a hug, marvel at the cunning of a trapped deer, and plumb the depths of general ignora
In which a pair of relics from mid-90’s pop culture talk about getting old and boring, examine the conditions under which sexual congress with the breathing challenged might be acceptable, discuss the alternative brances of a family tree, and take “Paper
36 : I’ll Stop the World and Melt with Mewes Read More »
In which the Jersey trio dissect each other’s pharmaceutical history, probe deep into the mind, make revelations aplenty, and bond on a whole new level.
35 : Dr. Smith & The Medicine Show Read More »
The Heroes of the East convene for a special Jersey roundtable, featuring epic tales of early friendship, “Star Wars” summers, a fecal tooth and a mother’s love, a fecal ring quest and a decided lack of love, a friend’s betrayal, how old is too old to at
34 : Jersey Justice League Read More »
A blast from the (recent) past, in which a guest hero descends to fill the slot of a traveling hero, as the conversation begins with tales of liquid diet depression before turning towards reminiscences of Jersey – of college writing courses, old girlfrien
33 : Life Of Bryan Read More »
In which our heroes learn to fear a very tiny water-dwelling killer, mark a passing with little pity, discover why a future in food services might not be the path to take, gift Kentucky with a new license plate slogan, wonder as to the whereabouts of belo
In which our heroes ponder congress with strangers, arranged marriages, the Byzantine nature of the electoral college, the extent of principles (via the example of crop-shredding, sexually harassing monkeys), Darth Vader alerts, weight maintenance, the su
31 : Loneliness Of The Long Distance Mosier Read More »
In which our heroes craft the ultimate form of punishment for a crime ripped from the headlines, debate the implementation and ethics of said ultimate punishment, and then answer questions from SMod fans.
30 : Smith and Wesson Read More »
In which our heroes discuss The Boy Who Lived and the wizarding world way, way too much. SPOILER ALERT: “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” and many others “Potter” books spoiled at great lengths.
29 : Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis Read More »
In which our heroes marvel at a canine onanist and other dog oddities, dissect barf-jobs, dream of seeing how Cheerios are made, expose the dirty secrets behind the Twinkie and the McDonald’s shake, and spend a long time discussing the Twenty Most Bizarre
28 : Scottacita Wants a Carnita! Read More »
In which, after too long an absence, Mos finally returns… and has his heterosexuality repeatedly called into question. Also: a contest!
In which a special guest fills in for one of our heroes, prompting a heavy bout of reminiscences about what kind of purchases can set off parental fisticuffs, how metal is metal, what it means to be man-friends in Jersey, and saying goodbye to 42nd Street
26 : Beware The Hobo Read More »
In which our heroes spend an unhealthy amount of time deconstructing a Rankin Bass classic, do a “Midnight Express” with a pre-street-date DVD, kill a franchise, lament the loss of holiday-programming luster, fail to enjoy adolescent keggers, get the blue
25 : Lynching Vixen Read More »
In which the manager of a comic book emporium and a Canadian infamous for overstatement join forces with a newly-minted senior citizen to discuss past mistakes and the fallout of waging body parts, robotic scat games, hipping-up that which doesn’t require
24 : Rigg-er, Please! Read More »
The re-return of the distaff, in which our heroes discuss Canadian lockdown & toilet hijinks, reminisce about coming for the first time and losing it in a small town, get all “Sex And The City”, cross the point of no return, make note of body types an
23 : Good Vibrations Read More »
The return of the distaff, in which our heroes talk about the likelihood of running into former intimates at ComiCon, the bending of the space/time continuum in an effort to bed a younger version of your spouse, why divorce is not an option, inappropriate
In which the patriarchy is restored and our heroes discuss a wide range of topics like Flushable Moist Wipes, the triumphant advent of Flushable Moist Wipes, the historical significance of Flushable Moist Wipes, dry corncobs vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, mag
21 : Little Outhouse on the Prairie Read More »
In which the sausage party is crashed by a sausage patty, the feminine touch is heavily felt throughout, a de facto marriage counseling session ensues, uncomfortable sexual revelations are made, and made, and made some more.
20 : Here Comes the Bride Read More »
In which our heroes broadcast from a talking house, get their Trek on, briefly interrupt the proceedings to do some work, suss out why they never abused the casting couch, debate an indecent proposal, brag about oral proficiencies gone to waste, marvel ov
19 : We Owe It All to Nook-Nook Read More »
In which our heroes get out of the office, debate purchasing a helper monkey, live free and “Die Hard”, get cut off in one-mile-an-hour traffic, investigate three generations of road rage, delve into the casual racism of old-timers, go “prison” with ice h
In which our heroes accept the fact that they listen to “the oldies”, reminisce about a non-dry “Strike Back” set, figure out how they got west, toy with the notion of buying their childhood home, prematurely bury Ed McMahon, pull a multi-person Matt Hoop
In which our heroes rock some poker in the back (and liquor up front), opt to talk about the previous SModcast in lieu of new topics, enter “Jaws” as a length of measurement, enjoy an impromptu visit from a cinematic stoner and discuss his spicey endorsem
16 : Bungpiece.com Read More »
In which things go back to normal and our heroes discuss the passing of a bear-like legend, ruminate on the emotional and physical perils of pet ownership, confess to being cat people, fret over Weiners hunting weiners, become the Jolie of dog adoption, a
15 : The Pretty-Good Worker Read More »
In which our heroes cross the border with a guest from the True North, analyze the “Loose Change” of UFOs, posit that even unidentified species worship the Devils, lament the loss of Bigfoot, question Nessie’s diet, theorize how the Republicans can take t
14 : On Guard For Thee Read More »
In which a hero falls… and gets temporarily replaced by a guest host, one man’s trash becomes another man’s trash at the local flea market, life behind a comic book store counter is brought to life with tales of a questionable customer base, and the war a
13 : SFodcast (or SWodcast) Read More »
In which our heroes tread the boards and let loose their inner-gay via a prolonged discussion about their Broadway experiences, hold their “Damned” nut, show a lack of respect for tenth grade Thornton Wilder, try to put Snoopy in the pound, get “Grease”-y
12 : A Fat Kenickie Read More »
In which our heroes talk interstellar joyrides, hotel-stays of yore, the perils of travel abroad, plus-sized swimwear, the best “Jaws” documentary ever made, day trips to death camps, and being brat-deep in a jungfrau.
11 : A Fistful of Shame Read More »
In which our heroes chat coiffure, get into some weight-y issues, hatch a seminal diet, order a dollar’s worth of fish, fear the sea, pinpoint the indignity of shark attacks, and fear bears, dinosaurs, and the duplicity of the fowl.
10 : Eating a Chicken’s Soul Read More »
In which our heroes pitch Canada on a new national slogan, suck off “Grindhouse”, predict a world gone mad in which the deaf prey on the blind, figure out that “Planet of the Apes” was more than an hour long, delve further into Scott’s home(s) and garden,
9 : Red, White, But Never Blue, eh. Read More »
In which our heroes puzzle over the merits of Rich Little and Danny Gans, review a foreign ruler’s take on cinema, go on about Kev’s “Reaper” stint for awhile, discuss working for The Man, assess whether or not they’ve become whores, touch on what it’s li
8 : The Entirely Too Over-Long Episode Read More »
In which our heroes marvel over the success of “Wild Hogs”, discuss theater-jumping with parental consent, lament a child’s lack of keys, talk about Scott’s sister yet again, fear sleeping on a foreigner’s couch, puzzle over the chicken-hawk compulsion to
7 : An Icelander Showing You Your Own Beating Heart Read More »
In which our heroes lament the death of a cinema legend, discuss the dead and other threats to the environment, analyze where billionaire authors’ biggest nut comes from, catch up with Potise while constantly incorrectly referring to Arnold’s as Al’s, rem
6 : Inverted Nipples Read More »
In which our heroes talk poker and casino etiquette, analyze Mos’s frugality and greener instrincts as well as his corn-oil burnin’ car, chat about their missed moment of Oscar glory, muse about the danger of mouth-breathers at a comic book convention, co
5 : Nipples You Can Hang a Coat On Read More »
In which our heroes talk results, regrets, and rejoicements in relation to the Academy Awards, name-drop Scorsese like it’ll get ’em laid, struggle to remember Illeana Douglas’s name, reminisce about celebrity sightings and marvel over the need of the fam
4 : Can I Get a (Masturbatory) Witness? Read More »
In which our heroes plot to bilk the innocent out of a buck a pop, reminisce about an over-crowded condo, spend far too much time dreaming up the ultimate guest list, finally reveal the horrifying tale (tail?) of the Dog Fight, relive their own bloodiest
3 : Sex & Violence & Bathrobes Read More »
In which our heroes ponder about C U Next Tuesdays, discuss the death of a human train wreck, compare amateur porn to Elmo, create a platform for Walt Flanagan’s mayoral candidacy, contemplate dalliances with the famous, do bad Salma Hayek impressions, an
2 : A Dubious Super Power Read More »
In which our heroes primarily puzzle over when “Oriental” became a derogatory term, as well as touch on the following subjects: the very tall, “Pump Up the Volume”, parental groping, the detritus that gets washed off a newborn, the notion of a Birth-Day c
1 : Fisting Flipper Read More »